"I don't know how to deal with all this...everything this weird body is doing is at odds. I've got this urge to hop around on all fours, which is embarrassing enough, but I can't really do that effectively with these giant heavy milk bags spilling everywhere. Which is it?! Make up your mind, anatomy! Guh.
No, I haven't 'tried' it. That's gross. I feel...I feel like it would be less gross if I was still human, but now it's like...'bunny milk' to me. No thanks. You want to try it? ...Really? You're making me want to hop away from you..."