"I know there shouldn't be food on the floor anyway, but someone was laying against the pillows over there and brought the whole plate with them. Please don't crouch ominously over it like that, it's weird. Eat some if you want, but like...what are you doing? You're weirding everybody out right now Becky, and don't go into another rant about how people are treating you differently because you're a bear. It's not how you look, it's how you act sometimes. We invited you to this party because everyone misses you, we know you don't have the best relationship with clothes anymore and that's awkward but we figured we'd move past that, because we wanted to hang out with you regardless.
But now you're doing this. Is that even comfortable, to squat like that for that long? Could you like...pick those up and bring them back to the counter, at least?"