"You want to see my paws? What a strange and oddly specific fixation. I mean...I won't deny I've found them kind of fascinating, interesting to feel and prod, way different from having human feet. But that's me, having to live with them. Why do you want to see 'em so badly? Like...hello dude, got a lot more on display here that most people tend to notice first. Whether to gawk at, or complain about as public indecency...which I am completely over, at this point...most people aren't asking to see my feet.
But hey, whatever. Here, take a good look. Sure, I guess I could use a massage, go ahead and touch it. Perv."