"Can't a girl relax and air out after work? It's bad enough I have to deal with everyone giving me dirty looks all day because of something I can't change...just because I'm stuck in this donkey body. But then I come here to take a load off and I've got weirdos crawling on the floor to get a better look at my muff. The hell's up with that? I mean yeah, when I take my pants off to deal with this heat, I expect some people to stare. I almost take it as a compliment, if they like what they see. But inspecting me up close like some nature documentary specimen is taking things a bit too far. At least buy me a drink first..."