Anthrats

Digging deep

Added 2025-01-03 04:18:37 +0000 UTC

"Ummfff...oo-aahhhh...h-hi...glad my booty calls still work on you at least. No, I wasn't joking when I said I was turning into a horse. Does this look like a joke to you? It's not complicated, I got bored so I crushed all of those pills at once and inhaled them, and let me tell ya, this'll cure your boredom right up. Might've been a mistake, I don't know. Live and learn.

Anyway, the main reason I called you over was because I can't keep this up forever...sooner or later these'll be hooves and they won't be able to fit like this anymore. If you can keep me...stimulated throughout the process, I'll give you what's left in my bank account and let you keep everything here. I mean, what will I care, I'll be a horse. I actually need a couple things from you...help me get my affairs in order, find a nice farm with lots of studs on it...ideally before I lose speech so I can come to an understanding with the farmer. Sorry, I know this is all short notice. Are you even listening to me?!"