"Oh, howdy, friend...hope we're not in your way, we can move in a second here. Just cooling off after a workout, y'know. As you can see I got her sprayin' like a firehose, but we're not quite done yet, it's my turn next. So let me know if we're blocking your locker.
Yeah, she's uh...prolific. Kind of missing the towel here, but don't worry, we'll wipe up. Of course we're careful about fluids, we know they can transmit this whole donkey thing and really don't want to cause anyone any grief. Though...if you're interested, I mean...it's right there. Be our guest. Maybe you could join us by this time next week."