"Alright, I'm all strapped in, I think...got 'em running between both pairs and down around the crotchal region...I've never done anything like this before, so you're gonna have to take the lead. What do we do first? I hope nothing involving those chains hanging behind me, haha. Hah?
This is because I'm a pig now, isn't it? Hogtied, or hanging upside down like a piece of meat?
...Can you remind me of the safeword, again?"