"People have always said they liked my apples...I'd always say, thanks, I grew them myself! I mean, I'm not stupid, we both knew what they were really talking about. I didn't mind flirting, since it helped sell the actual fruit too.
Though...I haven't had as much attention paid to these babies recently, not since this whole mouse thing happened. I don't know, personally I don't think much has changed, other than the fur...and I think that just makes 'em better, like two soft pillows. Maybe that's just me coping, though. What do you think? How do you like these apples?"