"Headin' out to look for those mythical reindeer girls? Heh, good luck. Lots of guys been out tryin' to find 'em and get nothin' but frostbite for their troubles. Don't know if any of 'em even live in this parts anymore. If they do, they're real skittish and shy about approaching anybody, you're probably not gonna get the 'service' you're looking for. Why not settle for a nice human girl instead? No? Don't say I didn't warn you..."