"Hoooohh...ohh...okay, so I'm a quivering mess. Thank you, captain obvious. YOU try living in this obscene body for a few hours! I've tried to resist...been in here taking cold showers all day. It wants to be stuffed...it demands it...to be filled and stretched beyond belief, while I bray...h-HAWWWWW, HAWW!...hawww...there it goes again...
S-stop staring...this is awkward enough as it is, please just let me deal with this on my own...if you want, you can go try to decipher more of that book, see if you can figure out how to change me back. Until then, it's gonna be a little noisy in here."