Skunk virus containment has been breached
Added 2024-12-02 05:06:16 +0000 UTCAttention all employees stationed in sub-basement 3B: please remain calm. A containment breach has been reported within your area, and accordingly all exits have been sealed for your safety and that of our other employees. Again, remain calm. In the event that extended lockdown is required, be advised that emergency rations and blankets are available in room 6. Please continue working as long as you are able; this breach affords us a unique opportunity to document the effects of the viral contaminant within a clinical environment. Monitor and record your condition, or if you lack thumbs, ask a fellow employee for their assistance. Thank you for cooperation and continued efforts during these stressful times.
