"Yeah, I know I'm making a mess...what do you care, we're outdoors, and it looks like it's gonna rain soon anyway. The lubrication's for you, honey. You can't expect to ignore me this long and not end up presented with some very un-subtle hints as to my needs. What I REALLY need is a big, strong llama man to whisk me off my hooves...but in the absence of that, I'll take you. Just...if you've got any more of the stuff that made me like this, you know what to do with it..."