"HAWWW! Agh...that feels...g-good? I hope you're enjoying yourself back there...GAHH! ...Sure seems like you are. Surprised anyone would be interested in burying themselves in my big sweaty butt. Oh, I should warn you...seems like I might be a little too late...uh, people who get, shall we say, closely involved with me tend to start inheriting some of my donkey features...not that you seem to mind. Carry on..."