"Nnnngghh...yeah...look, I don't know how you're struggling to find my pussy, it's fuckin' massive, I should know because I just shaved the thing. Lift my udder the fuck up and look at what you're doing, it's not like it's off-limits. That's it...ugh, yes, they're greasy, I put udder cream on 'em every day or else they get chapped. Stop bitching and just wipe your hands off on my leg. Now...I hope you're ready, dude...you better not fall out."