Anthrats

Scientific Progress Manifest

Added 2024-10-29 02:49:33 +0000 UTC

"I've done it! At last, I've turned myself into a fox!

...I guess I shouldn't say 'at last...' It's not as if fox was my first choice...considerations of mass and genome compatibility eliminated horse and cow pretty quickly...after what happened to the lab rats, kind of soured me on the idea of rodents...but transformation, nonetheless!

Ok, uh, experiment note 621E...time, 8:07 PM...transformation a success, first impressions are, uh...horny. In heat, I think. May need to figure that out before I can make any more detailed observations...hm...going to be difficult to write or do much of anything with paws...perhaps I didn't think this through well enough. Well, step one is rolling off here and finding something narrow and rigid with a thick base..."