"Oh god, why are they still growing?! Why aren't they stopping?
I wanted to be a buxom Playboy bunny...in hindsight, not the most clearly-worded wish, but I didn't even know anyone was listening. I didn't think 'buxom' meant 'unfathomably, immobilizingly large breasts!' What's doing this, anyway?! I didn't rub any lamps or anything...
How is this possible?! How am I supposed to even fit through doors after this? They're so...so heavy...aughh!!"