"Heyyyy tent neighbor! Excited for day two? One of my favorite bands is up today, but that's in the afternoOOOon, so we're just hangin' out until then...sorry if we're too noisy for you over here, haha!
Yeah, we always break out the cow metamorphics for this festival. For whatever reason, the bull variant is more expensive, and it's cheaper to order more of the same one in bulk, soooo...this is my boyfriend, femming it up for the weekend. He's shy when he's not his normal gender, don't take it personally. We still have plenty of fun anyway...like I said, let us know if our mooOOOoos get to be too much and disturb you folks!
Or if you want, we've got a few extra pills, you could join us, if you like..."