Just a new hat (Animated)
Added 2024-10-18 03:44:50 +0000 UTC"Hey honey! Look, I found this adorable new hat when I was out shopping today. I guess it's nothing too special, kind of rustic, but something drew me to it...well, the guy running the stall drew me to it, really. He said it was perfect for me, would make me into the woman I was always meant to be...
What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like that? I'm a dog...? Look, maybe I am, but that's not a very nice thing to just blurt out! I've always been a dog, silly! Why am I on the floor? ...I guess I don't remember usually lying around on the floor, but today it just felt more natural, I suppose. Normal for a dog like me, anyway.
Now that you're home, are we gonna go walkies?"
