"Huff...huff...ugh, I'm so out of shape, I hardly ever walked this much even before I started bloating up into this awful pig body. Haahh...need to stay upright...dammit, all of my muscles are screaming for me to drop to all fours, but...I-I can't, I'm not a pig, not just some barnyard animal! Need to keep moving...keep going, find civilization, someone who can help...huff...haahh...<grunt>"