"Yeah, I'm kind of fed up with everything right now. I feel like such a moron...I forgot about the full moon, even though I've been dealing with this for years and it should be completely routine by now, but I wore this nice dress and now it's all torn up, and a few people saw me before I could get somewhere more private so now everyone's all freaked out. We've been friends long enough, you know me, I go a little feral but it's not like I'm gonna hurt anyone. I just...look, I need a distraction from all this bullshit. I hope it's not a weird request, y'know, sex between friends...the heat must be driving me loopy. Just do this for me and we'll deal with the ramifications later. It'll help me stay lucid after the high dies down. I'm on the pill so don't worry about that either. Please..."