"Hey, buddy. Haven't seen you around before. Just moved in recently? And no one even told you a nice porcupine gal lived around here? Typical. Judging by your reaction, you haven't encountered too many of us, eh? Don't worry, I get it, I'm used to keeping my distance. It's all safe to stroke in one direction, anyway...maybe we'll work up to that someday, hm. Until then...I got places to be, so nice to meetcha, and don't be a stranger!"