Anthrats

Obeying the signs

Added 2024-10-15 03:04:48 +0000 UTC

"G-good evening, officer! Or security guard, or whatever you are...as you can see, everything is in order here, just a couple of law-abiding zebras. We know our rights, we've got until 5 AM to ride these and we probably will, right up to the last minute. Honestly that's kind of an oddly-specific sign to have...I feel personally attacked. It's not like I can help this insane donkey libido. You try having this body for 10 minutes, you'll start feeling it too, searching up pics on your phone of virile stallions while seriously considering buying one of these flared monsters...I can recommend a specific model, if you're interested. Otherwise, respectfully, buzz off."