Shouldn't have watched that musical...
Added 2024-10-11 02:03:58 +0000 UTCTo be more accurate, the musical is fine, a great bombastic stage production. What you should never watch is the 2019 flop film, which it turns out was viewed by fewer people than was widely reported. Very few ever finished it...it had been said that anyone who watched it to completion would become one with the film, ending up like the cats themselves.
These two dormmates didn't believe in nonsense like that and decided to make it a personal challenge to finish the thing. This proved more difficult than anticipated, but they cringed their way through it...and nothing happened, as expected. This was somehow more disappointing, since it meant they'd sat through the godawful thing for no reason, but they laughed it off and went to bed.
Of course, once they woke up covered in fur with lines of teats running down their torsos, their reaction wasn't so cavalier. Amidst their panicked yowling, they collided in the hallway and collapsed to their knees, staring down at their pawlike hands...
