Please get off the counter (Animated)
Added 2024-09-30 02:56:57 +0000 UTC"Ma'am, I implore you...regardless of your thoughts as to our reputation, we do have sanitation standards here. People eat off that surface. You probably don't want to be sitting up there yourself. Yeah, I can tell you're having a moment, reveling in the whole fox thing. I've bartended here for quite a while and seen lots of people in the kind of euphoric high you're going through. Most of them don't hop up on the counter and leave a mess, though.
Ok, what do I have to do to get you to control yourself? You what? I need to thread my fingers between your toes? Ugh...God help me, if it'll get you down...the second we're done, I'm scrubbing my hands for five minutes and the counter for ten."
