"Why aren't we over on the bed? Because YOU thought you were being cute and whipped it out over here and I couldn't resist. You'd think you'd know how these things work by now with a rabbit girlfriend: I see a bone, I jump at it. It's a good thing it's usually yours.
Don't worry, if this angle is a little uncomfortable for you, I'll be ready for more in a minute and you can take me on the bed like you wanted. And then maybe on the nightstand...and in the bathtub...and on the floor...weekend's just barely started."