Saved a dry spot for you
Added 2024-09-25 03:28:33 +0000 UTC"Yeah, I expected this would be an issue...haven't had time to deal with the girls and they've been pretty pent up. Don't worry about the room, housekeeping will take care of it. If they charge extra the company should pick up the tab.
Alright, I'm sure you don't want to get drenched all night long, so here's what we're gonna do. I spread my legs and you crawl right up over my udder - fortunately it's mostly behaving itself - and lay on my chest with your head between my jugs. I'll keep you locked in with my thighs and you should be pretty snug that way, you won't even need pillows. The faucets will probably be on all night but they sag enough out to the sides that you ought to stay dry.
I hate it when these work conventions are so booked up that you have to share a room with someone else...but we'll make it work. Honestly you're probably getting the better end of the deal, this mattress is hard...well, starting to get a little spongey now..."
