"Th-thanks for the necklace...I know it's the thought that counts...b-but I think it's a little cursed. Yeah, I don't feel so good...ohhh, was the floor always this far away...? E-everything feels wrong...I can't...can't balance like I used to...my hands, my...stomach...
Aagh...do you have a stepladder handy? I'm kind of hungry, but I think I'm gonna need dinner placed on top of the cabinets..."