I can use these as my face mask
Added 2024-09-19 03:22:50 +0000 UTC"Yeah, uh, I was just heading home and there was a big fight going on around the corner between all these weird animal people, turtles with swords and a rhinoceros guy, crazy scene. The bad guys had all these vials of this glowing green stuff, and in the commotion some of them shattered and splattered on me. It was kind of tingly, I was worried it was some kind of acid or something so I tried to scrape it off...as it got all over my fingers they started merging and now I only have three. Didn't take long for the rest of me to follow suit...seems I turned into a turtle just like the ones who were fighting, go figure. I don't think anyone noticed me, their fight took them off around the corner somewhere...
Anyway I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do next, I can't really go to work like this. Those turtle guys looked kind of cool, though. They all had these colored masks on around their eyes. I guess if I wanted to join them I should have my own mask...wait, hear me out, I got a wild idea..."
