"Hey, whoa, what are you doing here? We're not here to put on a show for you, so don't get any ideas! This treatment cost us a pretty penny, and we're not looking to waste it on distractions. We're mostly just here to enjoy the feeling of transforming...all your bones and muscles shifting, getting reorganized into a quadrupedal posture, and these heavy, swaying udders...ever tried it? Oh, it's wild...this is my second time, I talked my girlfriends here into coming with me, and from the sound of things they're enjoying it too!
We're not...we're not 'presenting,' this is just how we stand now! Not our fault you're getting an eyeful. Hey, could you let them know out there that we're about done and ready for phase two? We paid for the deluxe package."