Get Moose'd (Animated)
Added 2024-09-12 03:39:49 +0000 UTC"Yes, everything you've heard about moose is true, which I had to learn the hard way after waking up like this last year. We're temperamental, territorial, and have enough of a size advantage to confidently disregard what others think. All of which tends to make us unpopular, which...it's no wonder we can be grumpy, is it? I haven't been laid since I ended up in this body. Seeing as you're something of a captive audience, and seem more curious than horrified...how's about I claim you as my territory and see if you can improve my mood?"
