"No, I'm not a were-deer or anything like that, this is just how I am now, it's kind of a long story. But I guess you could say I have were-nipples, or something? Every full moon they get like this, can't do a thing to stop it. Too uncomfortable to sleep, so I go on walks...don't usually meet anyone else out here, though.
Sure, you can touch 'em, give 'em a squeeze. You won't be able to empty them though, not tonight, believe me I've tried. But - aaAHH! Haahh...Jesus dude, not that hard! Yeah, I'm not surprised it got all over you, serves you right. But...also felt kinda nice. You can keep it up, just not so hard. Y-you could use your mouth, even, if you felt like it..."