Oh, honey...
Added 2024-08-28 02:19:38 +0000 UTC"You think you're growing teats like mine? You think. Girl, if you're slipping into donkhood, you'll know. Let me take a look. C'mon, drop 'em. Don't be shy, if this is really happening then you'll have to get over the concept of modesty real quick anyway...
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Oh, honey. Look, we match already! I know you probably had certain expectations for your future, but you're gonna need to get used to a snout, big pointy ears, and hair everywhere...oh, you don't need to hide your distaste, I'm not offended. Nobody wants to end up looking like this, I made my peace with that a long time ago. We'll be freaks together...I'll help you through the changes and the new self-care routines."
