"Oh, whurf...I don't know why I even bother! <whine>
I guess it feels natural to cover the top ones, like I've been doing instinctively for my whole life...it's so hard to register that my whole torso is an obscene mess now...stupid dugs that would usually at least be hidden by virtue of hanging below me, but I'm not quite at that stage yet.
But th-that's not even the point! Stop staring at me, and help me find a cure for this, dammit! <whine>"