"Yeah, you're not going anywhere, my dude. Thought you'd score some easy power tools out here to pawn? Guess what, goats have excellent hearing. Your face says you either didn't expect to run into a couple of half-animal women, or didn't expect them to be nude. Seems that your day is gonna be just full of surprises.
Here's our offer. We don't tie you up and call the cops, if you let us tie you up and take turns, uh, enjoying your company. It gets lonely out here and surprisingly there aren't a lot of people interested in goat women. Depending on how things go, we might even let you take some old cordless drills off our hands."