"Don't even start. I KNOW I shouldn't have been playing around with spells too advanced for me. I don't need admonishment or ridicule, I just need a solution before it becomes too late to fix this. Every spell I try, it feels like it progresses a little further...it started with just the horns, then the ears, the snout, the tail...I have to be really careful about what I try next.
This one, the one next to a picture of an udder? You think I should try THIS one? Yeah, I know udders are associated with cows and it might be the reversal I need, but...you'd better not be screwing around with me, if I cast this and I end up with a big floppy milkbag between my legs, as god is my witness I will find a way to change you into a newt forever."