The sheep and the goats are up to something
Added 2024-08-18 03:36:08 +0000 UTCThe farmer swore strange things were going on in the barn when he wasn't around. Numerous times he'd heard voices, yells and moans...had to be local teenagers fooling around on his property. But he'd grab his gun and trudge out there only to find the sheep and goats staring blankly up at him, innocently chewing away...nothing really out of the ordinary. Something in the air, though...it's a barn, it SHOULD stink, he reasoned, but not like sweat and sex...still, no one was there. And so, blushing, he'd shake his head and retreat back to the farmhouse.
His dreams were often filled with a plaintive, bleating voice screaming yes, more, give it to me...
