"I feel...weird. Was it something I ate? We went to that new pop-up restaurant, and the ham sandwich was delicious, but I guess it was outside my normal routine. Ugh...something's not right...I feel, like, tingly...my nose itches.
<SHRRIPP>
G-AHHHH! My shirt's...tearing?! What the hell is going on, I-I'm...getting fatter...no, not just fatter, a-are these...more breasts?! Ugh, my butt...my pants are gonna tear too unless I get these down...o-of course I'm growing a tail too...a pig's tail, I'm turning into a gross pig! <grunt>
My nose is so sensitive, it feels so strange, upturned like this...I can smell so much more, i-it's wiggling like it has a mind of its own... <snort>
How can I stop this?! Is there any way to change back? <squeal>"