"Hahaha, whoaaaa! Literally, whoa, girl, settle down! Oh man, you should see the look on your face! Make sure you're tuned in, in a couple months when this episode airs. Look, the camera's over there - that's right, you just got Horse'd!
Hmm? No, you're not getting turned back. There is no turning back. But if you'll stamp the release form here - Roger's got an ink pad for your hoof, one sec - you'll get to be on TV, everybody will see the moment you got Horse'd, and we'll make sure you're retired to a nice farm where most of our lucky subjects end up staying. Really great accommodations there, the finest oats.
Hey, chin up, it's just a prank! And you get to be famous! Most people would do anything to get on national television. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, haha!"