Pi-rats Ahoy
Added 2024-07-31 01:39:38 +0000 UTC"Don't 'ahoy' me, that's so trite. If you signed on to this crew for the same reason as most men, this is what was in your thoughts, am I right? Well don't expect to plunder this booty until you've proven yourself. You'll get plenty of good views of it while you're on your knees swabbing the deck...keep your eyes on the prize and one day you might get lucky. Though you should know you never had a chance at being first mate...honestly I've lost count of how much mating there's been at this point. Keeping the crew motivated is a big part of being a successful captain!"
