Y'know, YOU are the reason people have all these stereotypes about farmers, right? If I bent you over that fence right now like you seem to want me to do, and somebody saw, I'd never hear the end of it. Yes, I still love you as a sheepgirl, but this is neither the time or the place for this. Can we at least head inside?
...Yes, I'm absolutely ready to go. You don't know what that plush wooly butt is doing to me. Or maybe you do...