Haven't you herd?
Added 2024-07-11 01:15:24 +0000 UTC"Late again? You should be written up...or you would, if any of us were still that committed to the normal work hierarchy here on the farm. Surprise! We all turned into cows. Can you figure out who's who, just by hair color? That's Bill...Rachel's over here...I think Steve is still in the barn fingering himself, some things never change.
Yeah, we don't know what causes it, but it starts when you walk into the barn, maybe something in the air. The fur starts growing in, your nose gets bigger, chest expands...after your milkers fill out, you're about done.
Enough talking about it, though. You're the last one! What, you thought you were getting out of this? What is it I've always said? We're like a family here at Shiretop Farms...bring him, girls. Into the barn...c'mon, you can give me the business until it gets too small to fit inside me anymore..."
