More cushion for the pushin'
Added 2024-07-04 15:51:51 +0000 UTC"'You're not into fatties?' News flash, ass: we're ALL becoming 'fatties.' This is how donkeys are shaped. A few minutes ago a loser like you would've BEGGED to get with someone like me, I'm offering you the opportunity of your lifetime. Frankly I think that's just a desperate rationalization to not give in to your growing instincts. You can't hide it, you're hanging pretty far out of your sheath, dude. You can't hear the braying down the street, in the apartments above us? We're all doomed, it's just a matter of whether I get bred by you or some other stud.
Look, while we've been talking my hands have completely become hooves, so we're running out of options for how this can go down. If I were you I'd mount me while you still have hands to grip my flank."
