"Doc, I...don't get me wrong, it feels great to unload a bit, just to talk about what's going on in my life. But I always leave here feeling strange, like I'm not quite the same person I was when I came in.
I mean, like...I remember that time I came in wearing shoes, and you told me to take them off to get more comfortable, and then when I was leaving I couldn't fit my hooves inside them, and then I remembered that I never wear shoes. But why would I have worn them here in the first place? That's weird, right?
And I've been having a hell of a time at work, people arguing with me about how I didn't used to have horns or a snout, but I swear I've always had them. And you say they're gaslighting me, but they're just so convincing and sound concerned...
Today I had trouble opening your door, and thanks for letting me in, but I don't remember having any issues with that before. How did I manage it with this hoof?
YoOOOOou're right, it's probably just stress...yeah, I think I doOOOo need to be milked, I'll get into position. You're always so goOOOod at it...at least, I think..."