"Hey, babe. I see you found my note to meet me out here. I know it's a surprise to see me turned into this, and I know I never had anything to worry about, as far as whether you'd still want me. We've been together long enough. I guess I just...I don't know, it's embarrassing, and there are always those little nagging doubts. If you could put those to rest by claiming me right now, I'd feel so relieved...in more ways than one..."