AMA Questions - April

Woody, where will you be in Louisiana around May 11th or so? I live in Louisiana and would love to be able to meet you even if only for just a minute. Keep up the good work!

whats your favorite dipping sauce

Kyle, would you consider making the videos from klm5986 public again? I was a really big fan back in the day and I got into a nostalgia kick recently - watching old xcal, BT, Hutch, Wings stuff - and your back catalogue is a vital part of the history of the culture that I think needs to return. Would love something like that. Thanks

I have a local ice rink near me in California (Sacramento) I’m 20 and I have never played hockey but It interests me a lot. Is it to late to get into the sport?

Hey just gonna give a movie/ documentary/ topic suggestion which is the true story of Dr Dre as portrayed in the Netflix series the Defiant Ones, which isn't controlled by Dre as much as the movie Straight out of Compton so is more true and is very well made. Or the First episode of the Netflix series Rapture, which is a Docu-sode on the rapper Logic and is very engaging and intriguing. Not sure what your guys' opinions on rap were but these are some good documentaries I've come across I'm sure you'd like.

Question for Kyle. If you could go back in time to school and get a degree (not saying you would if you could) what would it be in?

Beer my dude, much easier to control the amount you drink that way

What is the worst injury you've witnessed happen to someone else?

Hey guys, Huge fan on the show! been watching since nearly the beginning! I am in need of advice from the most qualified and professional group of guys I know I am having a-lot of trouble finding a woman to fulfill my wants and needs. I haven't had a girlfriend since I was 16(currently 22) I'm not ugly but I do look like I am 16 and 5'8 which I think might be a turn off for girls my age, I have used a plethora of different dating sites and have had little to no success. The only likes I get are fat and and fat black chicks. I've only had a few replies but they ended up ignoring me after a few messages, in fact the last girl I was talking to I decided to take Taylor's advice and ask for her number fairly quickly(about 20 messages) into the conversation and she thought it was weird and deleted me. Anyway I really would like some tips on how to present my profile and also the best ways to initiate a conversation to succeed and not sound cringy and-or boring. ps... I was planning on sending you guys photo's of me and my profile but I don't see a way to do that on Patreon.

Kyle, did the cotton ball scene in Elf bother you? Being that cotton balls make you uncomfy

Extend question, will you be a variety streamer or will you stick to PUBG.

Adam Wilcock

Woody. for the kids that grew up, would you ever consider booting up a Mail Monday for young adults? I feel like as you're audience has grown into young men you could give advice on things that you learned as a man instead of a teenager. Just an idea.

So I’m turning 21 on the 18th and I have never had any alcohol before. What would you guys recommend for my first time.

When will u start streaming Kyle?! God damn.

What the biggest decision you've made in life that you regret? In other words if you were at a huge crossroads do you wish you had went left instead of right?

To Kyle and Murkah you find out tomorrow you have a kid. What do you do? To Woody you find out your kids are not yours. What do you do?

Kyle Pemberton

Posted this a while back but feel like it would best be answered very intoxicated...This applies to all hosts, a longtime ago you guys talked about emotional support animals...If you guys were to pick any animal to be your own personal emotional support animal that would roam the streets with you what would it be? I would choose an aggressive snapping turtle for myself but what about you guys?

Did you ever imagine you would be where you are In life right now? What was the childhood dream?

What is the biggest lie you have ever told to impress a female?

Everyone is forced to use their real identity on the internet, how does the internet change?

If the arena was built on a slope with half of it being land and the other half being water that is deep enough, who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark? You should set your own specifics as to which breed of each are fighting and keep in mind that each of these animals has to eat to survive. Also- can you think of a perfect arena for this?

Thinking about visiting America (I'm from Norway) where to go?

(Given Tucker is a guest for PKA 382, this might be a particularly good one given his position) How do you guys feel about where YouTube gaming is in 2018 compared to when you guys were in your prime (circa 2010-12)? Considering perks and opportunities that weren't available to you back then such as all-expenses paid trips out to play games/DLC early and the exponential growth in popularity (ie what was 500k subs back in 2010 is now 5 million). Are you guys regretful your peak in the scene wasn't later or are you okay with being the "vanguards" of YouTube gaming?

You can add, amend, or erase any one local, state, or federal law. What do you change?

I know its been discussed a little bit but do you three enjoy where you live/what state do you believe is the best place to live (If its even a state)

Get some pussy

Would you ever consider taking a psychedelic such as LSD or shrooms?

Kyle, until recently, were you still shooting a lot? If so, what style, competition or animals would you hunt?

Put the hosts against each other! Each of the three hosts has to answer: Fuck, Marry, Kill for the three remaining entertainers in the call.

If you were 18 coming out of highschool this year, what would you do differently than when you did? Would you recommend going to college? Curious what everyone would think.

Still waiting for Woody's lab

My friend recently inherited 600k from a late relative. I don't want to be that guy that doesn't know shit to give him financial advice. With that being said, I think He could use the advice provided he has a medical degree not a financial one. He recently quit his job (in the medical field) and has bought a house (I don't know the details). I asked him if he got a financial adviser and he said the bank provided him one when they saw the influx of money. I think that is bullshit. I dont know for sure but it would be like keeping a public defender when you could have a good lawyer imo. Also I bet the bank provided advisor has the bank's intentions and perogitive in mind first. My questions are: 1) Woody, what would you do in his shoes, and 2) Kyle and Taylor, what is the most fun he could have with that money; what would be the best way to piss it into the wind. Much love, and fuck kyle

Thomas Reeves

Woody, do you see yourself getting back into video games as a hobby with the recent rise of Battle Royale games like Fortnite and PUBG? Personally I would love to see any of the hosts just streaming their experiences, I know Kyle plans on doing this (really looking forward to that btw!)

I would love if it were in Canada for a change, as I live near Toronto now. I'm sure the hosts would love to visit their northern brethren 😁

The 3 of you (plus Chiz if you want) eventually pass on due to natural circumstances and are buried next to (or in very close proximity) to each other as the PKA hosts. What is one clip/episode you would choose to have played on constant loop to creep out, disgust, or bother those surrounding you (visitors and/or descendants, i.e, what would you have played on constant loop from PKA so that your future great-great-great grandchildren would have to base their impressions of you on)?

GGC

You're in the cage with peak Jon Jones on "dick pills". To make the fight fair he's agreed to amputate a limb and you get to pick. Which limb are you picking, and how do you think you fair?

Christian Ramsay

What are your plans for the next PKA trip?

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Any interests in doing another PKA get together? Many of us are older now and able to do more things. Personally, I think it would be a fun thing to do this summer. We've done paintball in the past, but what would be the ideal thing to do?

What do the hosts think of the Caribbean? Do you personally know anyone from the Caribbean? I know you Woody once went to Trinidad for a swim meet, how was your experience? I'm Trinidadian myself, and I was so excited when you randomly mentioned us a few years ago on the podcast!

Why has Taylor looked so tired/droopy eyed lately. Is he doing drugs again?

Woody - I've always wondered how the conversation with you and Jackie went when you were younger about saving money for the future. How did you find someone who was ok(I assume) with saving large amounts of income and making some sacrifices in many areas of the now for a better future?

From left to right who would bang woody's wife?

If you could ask yourself any question.. what would you ask?

Woody what did you do for your anniversary ?