Patreon AMA Questions - February

So I guess this question would apply to Taylor and Kyle (Theoretical Single Woody can respond if he wants to). For dating apps what is something that you guys will cause you to swipe right or left automatically that's beyond the obvious "hotness" factor or big boobs/ butt (ie if a girl has messed up teeth that's an automatic left swipe for me)

Hey guys. So with all the divisiveness going on in the country, what do you guys think of the idea that's been floating around some radical left and radical right sites that believe that a union split in two (south and north) would be better for the country? I think its obviously not a great idea but the idea is interesting and I think both sides would be way happier. North would have universal health care, intense gun control, more controlled free speech, mars trips) and the south would have what they want (guns for everyone, free market health care, religion based politics, cows, no debt or entitlement programs). I mean, I honestly dont see a problem with this issue and I think everyone would be happier and get a little bit earlier to work boosting production and creating two super nations one next to the other. What do you guys think?

Open to all, I know it has been a long time since we have done a PKA adventures meetup, I was at the past paintball events, which was many years ago. Now that most of the audience is older we could have something maybe more exciting? I understand it takes a lot to plan for one of these, but I think many of us would like another meetup. Thanks everyone!

Woody will you do anymore investment videos? Everyone else - are you invested in the stock market?

open to all: Overpopulation has been trending on twitter, what do you guys think? Is it an actual issue? Will it solve it self? Some people are even saying its the whities fault because their over-consumption of goods?

Hey Woody, hows everyone doing after your mother in laws passing?

Kyle (open to all) seeing as you have been into PUBG a lot recently have you played or considered playing Fortnite at all. In general what do you guys think of the rise in interest in battle royal games recently.

Woody, I have been going through all the old PKA’s and I just finished watching 233 with onslaught. Was curious as to what’s been going on with him in life since he was one of the reasons I found your channel back in the day.

Hey guys, I think this question is more aimed at Woody and Taylor. I'm going to be starting a job after I graduate at very large company(massive in its industry), along work I will begin studying for the CPA as I work. 1) Woody: What suggestions do you have for someone who's going to be working with large clients and obtaining a master level degree. You have a masters and were a manager at CISCO 2) Taylor: What suggestions do you have for a young guy entering the professional world what should I expect. Do you have any tips for traveling since Im going to be going from coast to coast in both Canada and America quite often. Thank you

Hey woody, whats the last things your thinking about when your reserve hasnt opened properly and your 100ft from the ground? haha

Kyle, about how much were you making at age 19 or 20 selling cars? Doesnt need to be crazy specific or anything, just curious. Thanks!

Hey all! So I'm a first year university student and am kinda struggling with saving money by buying groceries and cooking so wanted to know if you guys had any tips on some lazy but nutritious meals I can put together on the cheap, cos I have a gym membership and feel like sorting my diet out before getting swole. P.s. I'm in the UK if that's relevant

Woody, after working in tech support, is there any advice you would give to avoid being scammed or defrauded (also open to Kyle and Taylor).

Adam Wilcock

If you could go back and change one thing about your YouTube career what would it be?

How effective would wings be as a goalie?

Hey guys I love the show I stay up to date on every episode and since I’ve watched them all I go back and watch Episodes from years ago while I sit at my work desk to pass the time. I just became a patreon to support what you guys do and I wanted to let you guys know that I think you’re all hilarious ! Question for Kyle... do you think you’d be interested in playing a few matches of pubg ? I was addicted to your FPS Russia videos back In the day and I think it’d be awesome to get to play with you man. Keep up the good work guys and I’ll keep giving you my money !

For all the guys, what age do you believe one should become a real "adult" by? What was your trasiotionary period like, and how do you keep that youthful exuberance through the all the real shit that is adulthood? Been a fan since the DDoS days, keep it up.

This is question for Kyle and Taylor. Why do you think animals are so good at fighting? I honestly think I could beat a single wolf for example in a cage match pretty easily. I just don't see how a wolf could bite me when I punch it in the head when it comes close. But there's so many other animals I think the same about. I know obviously I couldn't fuck up the really big animals like bears. But why are you guys so scared of small animals.

Kyle Pemberton

Taylor, Kyle, or hypothetically single Woody. You've just met your dream woman, perfect in every way, future mother of your children. But she tells you that she is one of the top posters on /r/gonewild, and doesn't even hide her face. Would jealousy cause you to ask her to stop posting her pics, or would you be ok with it? On an unrelated note, Kyle, how is your courtship of Sarah-xxx going.

Guys, you have to drink 2 gallons of liquid every day, you’re not allowed to drink water. What liquid would you force down your gullet all day long?

Hey guys, this is for all of the guys. How do you guys deal with loss? 1 week ago a very close friend of mine passed away very suddenly. Even with everything happening and being with his family 1 minute its hit me harder than anything and the next I feel like its not even real. This is the first loss Ive ever experienced and its been a vwry confusing time. Any advice on moving forward would be great

Joe Trudel

(For everyone) If you had to leave America permanently and go to another country( Canada excluded), where would you go and why

Kyle previously I ask if you guys would be interested in taking a ride in a 2 seater nitro top fuel dragster. It seemed like you didn't get the idea I was throwing out there. This thing is real and this thing can go over 300 mph in 1000 feet. Please take a look at this video. I'd like to see the guys reaction to doing this. <a href="https://youtu.be/VM4_lqKr4K8" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/VM4_lqKr4K8</a>

For Kyle: What brand kitchen knives do you use? Ancillary question: Any way we can get Pajama Jeans shipped to Canada anytime soon? Seems like a missed opportunity!

Wtf does Kyle do for money? PKA has to just be the cherry on top; not even the whipped cream.

Thomas Reeves

Wings just needs to do drugs like hard core drugs and he would lose weight lol

FOR EVERYBODY: Would you rather have on/off switch sleep or on/off switch erections. For example, if you climbed in bed right now and thought “I want to sleep for the next eight hours” you would fall asleep instantly and wake up exactly eight hours later (barring any normal interruption). As for erections, it’s simple. Simply thinking “erection on” will get you hard. Likewise, effortlessly thinking “erection off” returns your dick to flaccid, à la Dennis Reynolds. To keep it simple let’s say you can’t accidentally think a command, you have to really mean it.