January 2018 Patreon AMA Questions

Woody, have you been able to watch the show on Netflix called bondi beach. It's about life guards in Australia. My fiancé has been watching it recently and I've caught a few episodes here and there and it seems like something you would enjoy.

When is the drinking episode fellas? It is about time

Talk about investing and any current crypto investments

What kind of food affects your body in a negative way like (heartburn, gas, diarrhea) but is totally worth it to eat?

This isn’t much of a question but rather a request. Let’s really get more into this about wingz joining for a pka. I know there is a lot of bad blood between everybody and knowing Jackie hates wingz but it would really be an interesting episode. Even if it’s just for an hour or two it would be really cool. Think about it guys.

For all the hosts (and guest(s)): what was your first "adult" job? I am about to graduate university in April and will have to find a grown up job.

For everyone. I know you have talked slightly about this before in the past but are you considering or would you ever consider adding a fourth guest? I personally would love to see Filthy Robot join the pka crew permanently.

Taylor and Kyle. How much money would it take for you to strap a spinning death machine to your back and go to the sky paramotor style. You're allowed to a single course given by a blindfolded Woody.

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Woody and Kyle, I am a 21 year old mechanical engineering student and plan to graduate this May. I have a job lined up at a consulting company as well. I have been dating my girlfriend for almost 6 years and am very sure that she is the one. That being said, do you think that it is too early for me to get engaged? I want to hear both of your opinions since you have very different views on the situation. Thanks for any advice.

Hey been a long time fan for years since day one almost and just decided to try patreon. So i thought id ask a question. What games are you guys looking forward to the most in 2018. thanks long time fan.

McRib or AMPM rib sandwich?

What would you think the world would look like if Man were not the dominant species ?

I've been getting in to techno recently, what kind of music are you guys into at the moment? Does Woody still listen to cheesy pop?

Kyle. You have very large collection of guns, explosives etc. now that you’ve moved to Atlanta are there any limitations as to what you can own and store in your home. Or do your prior licenses apply still.

Kyle have you watched The Punisher yet?

TV talk. If you have a ~$3k budget for a tv, what should someone new to buying TV's look for? Should you go with a projector if you have a large room with an empty wall, is a curved tv better for couples that don't have many friends over, is it basically a requirment to get a smart tv? Would love to know your thoughts.

Im curious to see how far you guys would go with this.: Alright so a package arrives at your front door. you open it. within it, is a note it reads "we have sent you blessings for your hard work. there are 3 layers of boxes each with a unique gift." you have already been given the first gift automatically for opening the package. Also Each Gift has 1 drawback and 1 curse. Drawbacks will be removed when you Open Layer 3 {Layer 0 Already Given} *Honesty = you will be granted the ability to clone anything whether it is animate or inanimate,(even Chinese kids) Drawback: you can only clone things to a total of $100,000 in value per year (Curse you will always Brutally tell truth whenever you try to lie) [Layer 1]*Fragrance= you can go anywhere, even breathe in space/water Drawback: clothing and accessories cant come! (Curse: Liquid Ass becomes your natural body odor ). [Layer 2]*Justice = You become entwined with the internet, you can pass-trough any website, retrieve anything with willpower alone. Drawback: only 1hr per day[Curse: you get a strong urge to kill someone (a random person, you can't pick who) for a month every year, or until you "satisfy" yourself] [Layer 3]*Youthful= your body becomes an unlimited source of energy compatible to charge and energize anything by sheer will, without fatigue.(Curse: you develop a strong attraction to children for a month, every year or until you "satisfy" yourself.) So do you continue opening the boxes or do you stop?

GoneFreecss

Taylor, how happy are you that the Blackhawks might miss the playoffs this year?

We are now in an alternate reality where YouTube and Twitch never existed. Where and what do each of you see yourself doing? Do you find some other platform to perform on? Do you get a 9-5 and want to crash your car everyday headed into work? How do creative people fair in a world with severely stunted creative outlets?

How old was everyone when that realized playing a sport wasn't going to be your career? Hockey for Taylor, Baseball for Kyle and Swimming for Woody

More specifically to Kyle, since you're now proficient in WASD and mouse and keyboard have you thought about venturing into other fps titles? Rainbow 6 and CSGO come to mind. If I recall you tried CS a while ago but that was before all the PUBG. Would most likely be a much better experience, I think you'd love the grind to improve and the tactical elements

You gave the guy buying that expensive ass car some advice a few episodes ago. I’m interested to hear what all of the hosts look for in a car when buying one. And if yours broke down(and you couldn’t fix it), which car would you buy?

What advice would you guys give for studying for exams, I’m not an academic guy and have always hated doing it. I have a learning disability, called Dysgraphia. Which is basically a writing disability in short but affects a bunch of other things. I’m halfway through University and have really important exams now, to make sure I get to my last year. I just find it so hard to get my head down to study, for one I hate it and for two I find the application very tough. Mostly just I’m not built for academic work, I was always the guy that was last to learn something new and found it tough with understanding new things. Just asking for you guys advice on getting through exams and studying, as I feel I find it even more miserable than the average guy. I’ve put myself in this place of fear too, like I don’t wanna fail now, especially I’m halfway through university. Love all you guys, a reply would mean the world to me, seriously. Finding it tough at the moment.

Am I the asshole? So while I was dating my now ex-girlfriend, she started taking birth control pills; mainly to help with acne and periods. As you might imagine, this change lead to more and (imo) better sex. However! A relatively unknown side effect of birth control is it can mess with the pH of vaginal fluid, often making it more Basic. There isn't much that could've been done about it until her body adjusted to birth control and naturally balanced the pH back. Now usually, I loved going down on her. It's a nice way to show affection, it's pretty hot, and she really enjoyed it. But when I went down on her after she started taking this birth control, my tongue got chemically burned. I thalked like thith for a week. She got pissed at me because I didn't want to go down on her until her pH balanced back. She said we could use a dental dam (which probably would've prevented a recurring incident) but I didn't want to go anywhere near there with my tongue again. It didn't cause our breakup but it certainly didn't help. Should I have manned up and dealt with it or am I in the right for refusing what was once a delightful activity?

Rupour

What is the most ridiculous thing you believed as an adult that you've now learned was false?

If you could change something about humans what would that be. e.g. No Irish, Minimum dick size is 10 inches. Etc...

What TV shows are you all currently watching?

I’m 24 making around $60,000 (I also make around $15,000 from personal stuff) a year in a job where my growth potential isn’t that great. I haven’t finished college and dropped out to work full time. Long story short I can get my college paid for in full, should I go back or keep working and keep my college money for when I inherit it? Would be going for Computer Science. My problem is that if I keep my job of 6+ years (we are a small business of around 8 employees) eventually I will become a partner / part owner. Currently trying to make the choice of what to do, so any advice would be great. Also Fuck Kyle

What's one movie you love that you know is really a shitty movie?

Kyle has told the story about how he had to bail out of a date because the girl catfished him. To the other hosts: whats the worst date (or hookup) you've ever been on and what happened?

Would any of the cast go for a ride in a 2 seater nitro top fuel dragster. Would love to see this happen if you are a real thrill seeker.