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[One Shot] A County Affair ep2 "FAIRmageddon!"

I love it when a plan comes together. Or when a ferris wheel falls apart. GUNS. MAGIC. PINK MIST. CONSPIRACIES WITHIN CONSPIRACIES. MAYHEM. MURDER. And of course: LAST MINUTE BETRAYALS that will make you LAY A DAMN EGG. Welcome to the rapturous, apocalyptic, felonious conclusion to Erika Ishii's A COUNTY AFFAIR.

No. Loose. Ends.

We hope you've enjoyed A County Affair, our first one shot game! [these are mini campaigns we run while the big public story is still going on] Join FIRST TIME GM Erika Ishii (!!!) as they weave a tale of barnyard bandits, farmland fiasco, and kernel knowledge using only the Roll for Shoes rule set and the extremely illegal talents of

Aabria Iyengar as Phillip (the goat)

Lou Wilson as Itsa Winnerbaby (the horse)

and

Brennan Lee Mulligan as Ruthie (the Chicken)

with

Sound design by Casey Toney (a Human Man)

These eps will remain exclusive to this here Patreon for months, so feel free to take your time and luxuriate in the cornpone chaos. For a description of the rules we're using to make this arc, check out the previous A County Affair teaser episode!

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A County Affair is brought to you by the good people at Kerrrn™️.

Kerrrn: Yes, We Kerrrn!

Comments

Erika corralled these little Farmyard Soderbergh gremlins SO WELL! Congrats on a hilarious one-shot!

Stephanie House

I might need a t-shirt that says "I never get to 'no loose ends' anybody" with a chicken holding a weapon

Elizabeth Boskey

Hearing the rumbling of the popcorn undernearth the lizard exploding was so painfully visual it was awesome

Apple Slapple

Hands down funniest actual play ever

As a Cornell grad, the slander for my school absolutely SENT me. Much love to the fireside from the country's best agriculture school

Jeremy Baxter

Spike was the name of my bearded dragon as a child so Brennan has done irreparable damage to me.

"I want to tempt them" "...What are you hoping happens here?" 💀

Ashley Teatum

one of the funniest campaigns mini or not I have ever heard

Savannah Johnson

NO LOOSE ENDS I'M 💀

Ashley Teatum

I am LIVING for the crew laughing so hard they’re coughing. So fucking funny!!!!! Phenomenal job Erika and this game system so wild

Nicole Matta

Erika, you’re a great sport lmao

Nicole Matta

This was unbelievable and my stomach still hurts from the uncontrollable laughing! Please have Erika DM again!! Also please please tell me there is fanart of this epic heist!

Pat & Heather

the multiple mental images this one shot has given me will live rent-free in my head for the rest of my damn life

Mac

This was amazing. All we need now is for Lou to GM and complete the square.

LSky670

Truly incredible! Way to go gang!

Warlock

The Twist!

GingyGinger

I haven’t laughed that hard in ages

Katlynn

i wish i could've seen brennan's face as erika created a mafia pidgeon NPC

Caleb Jinright

I so desperately wish I could see your faces. I just want to see everyone’s reactions bc my fucking god

wysterlyn

That was amazing.

I loved this so much!!!

Sam (Mantabel)

I have never laughed harder than I did here. Ba-Glock made me stop in the middle of a walk , double over, and take a full minute laughing with my hands on my knees

K C

This was hilarious 😂

I’m dying for a fireside chat on this one

Kevin Goodwin

This was truly the funniest ttrpg story I've ever heard.

Erika! That was incredible! Thanks for being the GM.

Trisha Towanda

Loved Brennan channeling the boundary pushing PC. Lou and Aabria SO funny. Loved this game so much. Amazing job, Erika! What a first campaign!

Beignet Gesserit

Incredible episode! Erica did such a great job in the GM chair for first time. Would love to see you all play Fiasco soon in one of these

TwinArcher

I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Good job everyone.

DreadNinja

I was not expecting Ruthy to blow up a nice lizard who helped her

Chris Kagamine

Trying to listen to this in the office and look perfectly normal was a CHALLENGE! My god, this was so good, Erika did an amazing job~

RoseWitch

That was an absolutely hoot!! Excellent job Erika~!

If like to roll to "Accept Fate" But not my own...

Cobalt Paradox

You’ve got to *heighten*

Beignet Gesserit

Hilarious and insane and fabulous!

Jennifer Williams

PERFECT! Erika did such a great job omg I can’t wait for them to GM more!!

Demelza Walkden

I cannot believe what I just heard. I have no idea how Erika got talked into this.

E. Jason Davis

My sides hurt. This was INSANE 😂

Lynda

Erika is a blessed gm for handling the chaos as well as they did

Mae Worthington

Brennan trying to lay an egg had me CRYING

Mae Worthington

this was BUCK WILD and i loved it. many thanks

Esther

This is genuinely the funniest thing I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing

I want to be Ruthie

Grass

Not sure why I thought listening to this at work was a good idea… I couldn’t stifle my laughter fast enough!

“No. loose. ENDS!”

Louis Magallanes Jr.

I have never laughed so hard at a TTRPG podcast in my life

2ColaCats

What I’ve learned is that, given the opportunity, Brennan Lee Mulligan is a Chaos Goblin rivaled only by Ally Beardsley as Kristen Applebees.

Mackenzie Young

It's true – bustin' IS what a buster does!

Yall need a Fireside Chat after this hot mess. Did Erika lose a bet or something? From reading to Redditor in minutes, sheesh.

Kevin Goodwin

Is there going to be a fireside chat for A County Affair?

*ride*

Mercy Meilunas

What a wild eide. Of the rails in the best possible way!

Mercy Meilunas

What an absolute madcap delight

Robin Childs

I need a Philip ASMR stat!

Giu Alonso

I've seen some tabletop sessions that go into Looney Tunes territory, but this is the first I've seen that goes full Ren & Stimpy

T-A-B

Loved this so much had me dying laughing

BriarThorns

imagining the farm animals with guns was a treat. Your humor is unmatched.

Amani Hope

Omg the insanity! That was soooo good!!!

Casey Furtado

So did Brennan learn it from his sworn enemy Emily Axford or was this chaos in him all along?

Shannon Giesige

This had me laughing non-stop. Will we get a fireside chat or retrospective on this? I'd love to hear Erika talk about her first time (crushing it) DM'ing.

4 Neurons in a Trenchcoat

Amazing!!! Fabulous job Erika, you killed it. I hope we get a fireside chat for this one shot. I would love to hear about Erika’s experience

Tiniqua P

What a brilliant, hilarious, and truly stupid story - I had such a fun time listening <3

Madison Beske-Somers

Brennan is absolutely UNHINGED

Reid Beier

This one really blew my hair back. Everyone did a fantastic job. And Erika, as someone also nervously staring down the barrel of their first time DMing a game, your performance was emboldening for me. Also want to join the chorus of folks calling for "No Loose Ends" merch!

Will Golihew

I just finished listening and this is some of the most fun I've had listening to absolute chaos! I hope we get more of these truly insane one shots

Mozz Smith

INCREDIBLE, I've never seen 'ttrpg is just friends having fun' energy like this

Mateusz Leszczyński

The music from this campaign available anywhere?

Eli David Dierks

Neil Cicierega GANG

Henry Kane

NO! LOOSE! ENDS!!

Jules O

I laughed so hard tea came out my nose. 10 out of 10.

Kim Harris

truly incredible

Rachel Pederson

Biglock!

jbyrd

I am just grinning ear to ear that there is a game that is based on shenanigans... And I'm listening to it with four Masters of it.

jbyrd

thank you guys for giving me this incredible gift to listen to after a work week from hell 😭 i think i could listen to hundreds of episodes of this crew and their adventures. seriously, what a treat!!

Amelia Granato

This was amazing x) Erika you know what you’re doing even if you don’t. Never doubt yourself! All of you are just the “GOAT “

Aragnock Hod

This is the best, most bonkers bullshit I have encountered in a very long time. I love it so much. Erika did a fantastic job!!! Congrats on running such an amazing first campaign!

Candy Emberley

It's a good thing I was working at home, because I was laugh crying for the whole "No loose ends" bit.

Itsa Winnerbaby vibes 🤘💗 https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJ4tgGEM/

Issy Prz

ITSA WINNERBABY!

Jason Ramirez

Erika did amazing! This was so fun to listen to and I the characters were so complex for such a short run.

Ebony Beck

Taylor, the pigeon sounds with Night on Bald Mountain was truly inspired

Erik Parsons

Couldn't have said it better myself!

Queerly Victorian

I hope we get a fireside for this one shot too

Jackaloop

This episode is the equivalent of "Never knock the hustle "

FusRohNahSon

i never could have guessed that ending-

Just started listening to the ep and Ruthie and Philip’s couple name is obviously… Philthie 😈

Kait

Once again Erika's patience was tested by Aabria's chaos magic... and it was awesome.

Di4mond4rr3l

The betrayel by Itsa such was a twist, freaking ruled!

Katie Butler

The utter delightful chaos of this is a sorbet cleanser of comedic bliss before we return to the drama unfolding in WWW

Katie Butler

Oh my goodness this was so good, so chaotic and so funny! What an amazing first DM outing from Erika, and the heel turns at the end... literally jaw dropping. I haven't laughed this much in a bit!

Clairodactyl

I need a ringtone of It'sa's raspberry noises omgggg

Addi Miyako

Wow.

Miyaa

That was utterly wild, I love it

Adam Carter

The utter betrayal!!!

Christine J. Long

No. Loose. Ends! What an amazing ride

SvenTS

Holy. Crap. This was INCREDIBLE! I AM *NEVER* GOING TO TRUST *THAT PERSON* EVER AGAIN!! 🤣🤣🤣

Kyle Thompson

YES. Yes. Y. E. S.

Lilith Evenstar

Woo! Let the Kerrrnpocalypse begin!

SvenTS

*refreshing my podcatcher with waiting-by-the-door-for-a-parcel energy*

Ngaire

For anyone wondering, my gender identity is GUNS. MAGIC. PINK MIST.

candysatellite

Ummmm hell YEA new D20 D&DQ *AND* Erika’s glorious finale?! what a blessed day

candysatellite

Omg guys this is it! The heist is happening! *vibrates with excitement *

YESSSSSS

Shtish


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