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Alvinophiliacs - Meet The Love Interests

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Bio: Hard working farmer by day, dedicated firefighter by night, Jonas loves doing both of his jobs and pours his sweat and efforts completely onto them, but secretly he just kept the other one in order to keep seeing his cousin's cousin in hopes she'd notice him, if only he knew how. Will Jonas ever get to impress the prettiest girl in town? Or will he forever remain unnoticed and sweaty? With his beads of sweat pouring down every crevice of his body-- wait, what are we talking about again?

Bio: At first glance, Cassidy seems like your typical basic bitch with her luxury brand bags and branded clothes, sipping her Starbucks cup and being uselessly pretty, but she's much more than that, she's actually a cunning bitch with luxury brand bags and branded clothes who's more than capable of kicking your ass WHILE sipping her Starbucks cup and being uselessly pretty, so don't even try to breathe the same air as her when she's in the room. Or so she says, rumors say she's actually pretty nice underneath the glam and glitter, but everybody's too scared to confirm.

Bio: Kit Avery, star quarterback and the big man on campus himself. He's what you would refer to as the stereotypical "Popular Jock" that's the leading man on every high school musical out there. He's the cool kid everybody wants be friends with. With a hairstyle that’s basically a permanent blindfold, no one has ever seen what his eyes actually look like. Some think he doesn't even have eyes for all we know. His friends throw out wild theories—maybe he’s hiding an embarrassing lazy eye, or maybe he has a permanent look of surprise, some even say laser beams would come out if his eyes are ever exposed to the world. We'll likely never know until his next haircut.

Bio: Contrary to the teen clichés plastered across every high school setting, not all gingers are fiery tempests of drama and rebellion. Jessie would’ve laughed at that notion if she wasn't too busy writing her next article to expose how the school's running presidential candidate is a total fraud, or how the lunch lady definitely spits on the coleslaw cuz she hates us. If there's a truth to discover, bet that Jessie's out there to uncover. Her only weakness? A soft spot for the underdogs with tall, boyish good-looks.

Bio: A grumpy man in his late 20s, Nigel is in excellent physical condition, despite a few pounds around the belly. People often mistake him for a man in his 40s, on account of his old man face and dad bod, and it doesn't help that he shakes his fists at those rowdy youngsters who make him angry. He was a former high school athlete before becoming a cynical history teacher. He spends most of his free time working out, drinking coffee, being molested by high school kids, and doing crosswords.

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