Milk Based Weaponry
Added 2018-04-01 20:33:13 +0000 UTCWe received a lot of feedback that trying to be a hero and solo is too hard (but to be fair, is it really our fault? It is called R*** Dungeon for a reason) so we have came up with new devices to help tip the balance in the player’s favor.
Introducing squirt guns!
This powerful ranged weapon is excellent at spraying down your enemies while maintaining high mobility. Learning how to dodge or guard? Pfff, aint nobody got the time for that. Hold down Backward and LMB and watch enemies melt in front of your eyes.
We also heard that looting items and managing inventory is too much work, so adding ammo management on top of that might be too much for our players. Instead, this weapon is fully milk powered! When out of juice, just start squeezing. After some brief strokes, you can go back to the action and resume the rampage.
Milk also powers our next new device: the Jetpack!
The Jetpack will finally allow the player to take to the sky and utilize the Z-axis. This have many uses, such as:
- Shooting melee enemies with impunity
- Reconnaissance
- Flying over walls and other obstacles
- Travel to the void
All this, is now available on April 1st, for a low price of $1.99! Preorder today!
Comments
this idea aint half bad seeing as this us a lood game afterall
2018-04-05 00:52:18 +0000 UTCActually, milk base weaponry is a nice concept. Better weapon but makes you horny every time you shoot. I like the risk/reward idea.
Verdonator
2018-04-03 19:59:21 +0000 UTCI hope to God this is optional. The last thing I want is some flying milk cannons gunning me down
BoogerBrigade
2018-04-03 08:15:56 +0000 UTCScratch the jet oack,give me the faster wank guns. If you do actually put these in, for balance purposes, the milk should just makes them horny and masterbate then we run up and bank them on the head... Or help them. Either way this was a good joke
Nick Sutr
2018-04-02 18:21:38 +0000 UTCA future game based on that concept might not be so ridiculous, I have seen worse.
Antonio
2018-04-02 09:49:16 +0000 UTCCool! If this is not a joke, it would be possible to add mechanics to increase or decrease the size of the breast, depending on the amount of milk in them.
CORAX
2018-04-02 07:36:22 +0000 UTCAyz, I fell for it xD
Yato
2018-04-02 04:25:48 +0000 UTCAww damn, I'm guessing the rideable t-rex is next patch?
Your Best Friend
2018-04-01 21:45:38 +0000 UTCHappy April fools but you know this isn't that bad an idea
Timothy Cowher
2018-04-01 21:35:28 +0000 UTCI was thinking more about the nipple sucker and belt.
Antonio
2018-04-01 20:59:55 +0000 UTCTo be fair, those are not exactly complex models. The gun's barrel is a freaking rectangle with a square pyramid attached at the end for crying out loud xD
WeaponizedJerk
2018-04-01 20:57:38 +0000 UTCPeach Beach Splash even more hentai. Lol. But you really made an entire model just to make a joke?
Antonio
2018-04-01 20:55:06 +0000 UTC
